I've Just Seen a Tail

(tune: "I've Just Seen a Face" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney, but brought to my attention by Holly Cole)

I've just seen a tail,
It sent my heart rate off the scale
When it wagged
I love that purple girl
She's the best in all the worlds
I've seen, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm.

Had she not been quite so cute
I might have given up pursuit
A Bekaneer I might have been
Or perhaps a Roman
Instead, di-di-di-di'n'di.

Trancer, yes I'm a Trancer
Yes she's the answer
To all my prayers

There has never been
Such an "exalted love machine"
And I am dreaming
Of my purple sprite
The other girls are never quite
Like her, da-da-n'da-da'n'da.

Trancer, yes I'm a Trancer
Yes she's the answer
To all my prayers

Trancer, yes I'm a Trancer
Yes she's the answer
To all my prayers

I've just seen a tail,
It sent my heart rate off the scale
When it wagged
I love that purple girl
She's the best in all the worlds
We've met, mmm-mmm-mmm-da-da-da.

Trancer, yes I'm a Trancer
Yes she's the answer
To all my prayers
Trancer, yes I'm a Trancer
Yes she's the answer
To all my prayers
A Trancer, yes I'm a Trancer
Yes she's the answer
To all my prayers

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