A.I. Girl

(tune: "Brown-Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison)

Hey where shall we go
Anywhere in the slipstream
You with your holo
Avatar and on-screen
Cruisin' the galaxies
Slippin' and a jumpin'
And with your missile tubes
Dealin' out quite a thumpin'
With you my A.I. girl
You my A.I. girl

Now what ever happened
To UNIX and Windows?
But you've got "nice software" from
Your head down to your toes
But why are you snubbin' me?
Hidin' 'hind your firewall
But who's gonna fix you up
When you need a service call?
I'll fix you my A.I. girl
You my A.I. girl

Do you remember when
You were just on-screen
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da

Back then I found a way
To make you as real as real
Though you're actually a maint'nance droid
You have got sex appeal

I remember back then when
On that old High Guard station
Found the plans to make you flesh
My masterful creation
Was you my A.I. girl
You my A.I. girl

Do you remember when
You were just on-screen
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da Yeah
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da Oh oh oh oh
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da Oh oh oh oh
Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da


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